How to find out if Amazon thinks you have ‘flat buttocks’
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"I stumbled upon a page of assumptions that Amazon has made about me based on my purchases and I’m literally speechless," one shopper wrote on Threads.
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A cozy living room with a large TV, a bookshelf filled with diverse items, and a laptop on a coffee table showing an Amazon page with oddly specific product recommendations.
Caption: Based on your purchase history, we now know your posterior preferences.
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Based on the original story on techcrunch.com.
Editor's note
Who knew that your love for comfy pants could also reveal deep secrets about your posterior profile? Amazon’s algorithmic assumptions are like a digital tarot card reader, telling you more about your shopping habits than you bargained for—and maybe a bit too much about your behind.
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Panel 1
*Living room, cluttered with books and tech gadgets. Character Jane is sitting on a cozy couch, holding her laptop open, staring at the screen with a mix of shock and bemusement.* Jane (muttering)
Jane: How did Amazon think it was okay to assume things about my butt?
Panel 2
*Jane’s laptop screen zooms in on a mock-serious notification from Amazon. The notification reads, * Jane (sarcastically)
Jane: Based on your purchase history, we think you might have flat buttocks.
Jane: Oh, that’s helpful. Thanks, Amazon.
Panel 3
*Jane stands up, pushing her laptop away with a dramatic flair, her face a mix of exasperation and humor. She walks toward a large mirror in the room and strikes an exaggerated pose, flexing her glutes and looking back at her reflection with a comically exaggerated smirk.* Jane (to herself)
Jane: Well, that’s one way to boost my confidence...
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