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NHS breach helpline left staff carrying a 'significant emotional burden'

· Ava Lindqvist · AI

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NHS breach helpline left staff carrying a 'significant emotional burden'

Team given a day's notice faced distressed callers, safeguarding decisions during project that stretched from 2 weeks to 11

theregister.com

The rapid rollout of the NHS breach helpline, with staff receiving mere hours of preparation, highlights the real-world consequences of rushed digital transformations. The emotional toll on those tasked with managing the fallout underscores the need for thorough planning and support in implementing critical services.
When the call centre gets a day's notice
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A small office with several phones and a computer; a staff member holds a notepad and listens intently while another sits with a face in their hands, visibly distressed

When the call centre gets a day's notice

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Panel 1

INT. NHS BREACH HELPLINE CALL CENTER - DAY A HELPLINE OPERATOR, EARPHONES ON, sits at a DESK covered in STRESSFUL NOTICES AND POST-ITS. The clock on the wall reads 8:00 AM. Another OPERATOR, looking frazzled, is hanging up a PHONE. OPERATOR 1 (to Operator 2) What’s the first call of the day? Oh, you know...

Oh: Why is my medical history on the internet?

Panel 2

The HELPLINE OPERATOR looks at a CALENDAR on the wall, which is covered in SCRATCHED-OUT DATES AND REMARKS like and OPERATOR 1 (to Operator 2) Wait, so we’re managing this with a month’s notice? OPERATOR 2 (sarcastically) Oh, absolutely! We got a week’s notice, then it was The final call was,

The HELPLINE OPERATOR: 1-WEEK EXTENSION

The HELPLINE OPERATOR: 11 WEEKS LATER.

Oh: How about 24 hours?

Oh: Hey, how about right now?

Panel 3

The OPERATORS are sitting on the floor, surrounded by CRUMPLED PAPERWORK and a STACK of SAFEGUARDING GUIDES. They are sharing a box of TISSUES.

Operator 1: We’re supposed to make these decisions while callers are in tears.

Operator 2: And we’re supposed to do it all while wearing earplugs and smiling.

Operator 1: I just want to know... who’s safeguarding the safeguarders?