Nvidia dismisses "circular financing", says every $1 it invests brings back $100
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The script
Panel 1
Cutting edge technology background with Nvidia logo in the distance. Alex, a lighthearted inventor, is seen presenting a model car on a table with a laptop and a sketch pad. Sam, the stoic pragmatist, is looking at the model car with his hands in his pockets. Robin, the chaotic catalyst, is standing behind Sam with a mischievous grin.
Alex: Look Sam, my new electric car prototype! Every dollar I invest brings back a hundred dollars in profits! I’m the Elon Musk of sustainable vehicles!
Sam: Investing in anything brings back a hundred times the investment? That’s a pretty bold claim, Alex. How do you explain this with our current stock market?
Robin: And you thought you were the chaos catalyst. Think again!
Panel 2
The same scene with the model car, but now the Nvidia logo is replaced with a futuristic banking machine. Robin (chuckles)
Sam: Oh, I get it. You’re saying every dollar you invest brings back a hundred dollars through some kind of circular financing loop. That’s what I call a clever marketing strategy.
Alex: Exactly! And it’s working, Robin. Look at the stock prices! They’re not falling like you’d expect. What a masterclass in financial manipulation!
Robin: Yeah, and you thought you were the chaos catalyst. Think again!
Panel 3
Scene with the model car, now surrounded by computer monitors displaying graphs and charts. Alex (slightly bewildered) Robin (with a grin)
Alex: See Sam, the charts! They’re all showing a hundred percent return on investment. How can the stock keep falling when the numbers are so promising?
Sam: Numbers can be manipulated, Alex. The stock’s falling because of the lack of innovation, not because of the promises of circular financing. You’re just playing into the market’s skepticism.
Robin: And you thought you were the chaos catalyst. Think again!
Alex: But… I didn’t mean for it to be like this. I just thought I was being clever. Now the stock’s falling, and I’m a laughing stock.
Sam: You’re learning, Alex. Good things take time. Don’t expect immediate results. Sometimes, the market needs to catch up with your vision.
Robin: And you thought you were the chaos catalyst. Think again!