Special agents' blood and urine test results stolen in FBI hack
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Experts say the hack could leave agents vulnerable to scams, blackmail and targeted attacks.
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Based on the original story on bbc.co.uk.
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Panel 1
Alex, wearing a lab coat and holding a coffee cup, leans against a building, grinning. Sam, standing next to Alex, rolls his eyes but can't help a small smile.
Narrator: Hey Sam! Just had a brilliant idea. Now we can all be super special agents, but without all the boring paperwork! Just take a test, get your results, and voilà! Instant superhero!
Narrator: Alex, you're an inventor, not a spy. The real tests are about saving lives, not being invincible.
Panel 2
Alex pulls out a small, glowing device and shows it to Sam. Sam looks skeptical but intrigued.
Narrator: But look, Sam! This gadget can analyze any liquid—blood, urine, whatever—and let us know our special agent status. And it can all be done in just a few minutes!
Narrator: I guess we could use something like that to test for the real special agent qualities—like, integrity, courage, and a healthy sense of humor.
Panel 3
Alex points to his coffee cup. Sam laughs, giving Alex a thumbs up.
Narrator: Yeah, and maybe a sense of irony and a knack for turning the other cheek! We'll name it the 'Special Agent Test Device.' And we'll give it away for free to all the real special agents out there!
Narrator: Let's do this. We'll make it so real special agents get the results too. It’ll be the first test that all special agents take together.
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